Brendan Quotes
"I have to wear so I don't get concussed."
"As long as its the Brendan Leonard Show, I'll always win. If it were the Robbie Karver Show, I would still win. The Ryan Turner show, I don't know. I might still will. I don't know. And we'll never know, because they'll never get their own shows....suckers."
"My friends call me B-dog, Bee Wax, Be Smooth, and Susan."
"If your girlfriend's mad at you, you must be a horrible person."
"If I were you I'd wear a paperbag and stay in your room for the rest of your life."
"The key to a successful relationship is the four L's: Love, loathing, listening, and lemurs..."
"Your inability to make your special someone feel special makes me want to vomit."
"You can't spell Love-Hate relationship without Love."
"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Call me"